Work
life
a little of both, please

as written by EMMA SHANNON

Work
life
a little of both, please

Why yes, I am a millennial.

Really classes up the joint.

My baby brother’s getting married!!!!! Congrats @drewshann and @keltyob, we are so excited for you, even if it means @jasonsorley is no longer the favorite in-law.

Found out where baby carrots come from.

Happy Mother’s Day @westportalice! Though we eventually decided bangs aren’t my thing, thank you for giving me at-home haircuts that were way better than the ones my friends are giving to their kids right now.

Happy birthday to this tall drink of whiskey. 📷: @loveandwolvesco 👰🏼: @madelinewaggoner @mackthat #mackitofficial

Didn’t know about #NationalPetDay yesterday (don’t tell Petey), so today I’m starting #NationalOtherPeoplesPetsDay with Pearl, aka the future Mrs. Petey.

Started from the bodega, now we here. Love these almost as much as I love you, @jasonsorley.

My love language is Post-its. 🟨: @jasonsorley 🖼: @dangarzi

Last Sunday was less scary.

Season 8 of @belowdeckbravo starring the Shannons and @jasonsorley and @keltyob.

Season 4 of @siestakey starring me and my cousins.

Just another day at the office... (No, Gwyneth didn’t hire me because if she had this obviously would have been named The Cuntdle.)

Merry Christmas and may Santa bring me all of @westportalice’s genes because apparently my mom’s glow up is extended to age [lol, she’d kill me]. 📷: @jasonsorley and @michaeladt111

And the award for most Extra extra goes to... ME! I’d like to thank the academy of friends who indulged my narcissism to watch @maiseltv in my red carpeted garage, and if anyone ever needs to rent a velvet rope, I know a guy.

There are no small parts, only small actors... And I, am the smallest of them all.

Funny story (link in bio), I was an accidental extra in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel season 3 premiere. At best I’m a blur of pastel, but NO SPOILERS please, I’m not watching until tonight. (And no, I didn’t get to keep the dress or th

The stockings were hung by the whiskey with care...

Gonna tell my kids this is Vermont.